pterodactly, baby, mamma: oh no!

My mamma had a baby,
Baby pterodactyl,
(wow wow wow wow wow)

Well, not really,
But imagine if she did;
A wet, slimy, lizard bird,
Poppin' out her slit.
I am really sorry about this
mamma.
-travis

Finger Swinger Shuts Up

Maybe its Finger Swinger who is too small, maybe its Legs Man who is too big; though it doesnt matter because Finger Swinger feels small either way so he is always pouting about "go away Legs Man, you giant, you freak!" to save face you know, make himself feel secure, put the big man down....only thing is, Finger Swinger aint no David so he can't bring Legs Man down and this day Legs Man decided to give Finger Swinger a little swing ride; if he lets go then Swinger dies so he shuts up for today and checks out his nice trapazoidal sneakers, his Traps, you better believe it.
-travis

Raoul/Ragu

TELL me about it -harley

Hawaii: What Better Place?

so we're walking down the beach one day and we come across this layde, and shes in the sand digging up stuff and just mucking around...you know, havin' fun. this was down at laniakea, close to where doctor cool yoused to live. well anyway, simaginations ran wild and this popped out. PLOP. -harley


i knew it, I knew after we draw things sometimes it works better to cut and paste...oh man. well today was__________ but enough about all of that...this picture is pasted on orange construction paper and the pencil drawings were (fun to make) on 8.5"x11" printer paper -travis

Dirtyyy Blonde Jobs Hop

When he moves its like a slalom swagger, dig? But he sure has that hair we all love. Grab it while its hot (he has a hot picnic lunch in the basket for a little rendezvous with yours truly after I get off work). -travis

What i did TODAY/ Whole Lotta' Leg

I went to the BEACHE - harley

Perfecting Machines Job

hey, I am the Peg of the duo, and its new and everything, but we decided "its a go" so here come the solo posts. Working and in hand can make for untimely updates (mega lapses in time! sorry!) But we'll still do some doubles, so. here are some people havin fun on a new motorbike they just got, only 2 day airmail from Sharper Image's post in Bakersfield (Go Ravens!) hahahaha anyway, thats just my old soul talkin. -travis

People Jobs Twelven

heres my lay-de. shes so pretty but look at that arm, man shes going squares. why come? cause she doesnt want me is why, uh-uh she wants somebody else. and you know i dont blame her, not too much anyway. - harley

this guy, The Beekeeper, is wearing a shirt that says "OUCH" and the funnny thing hahahahahah is that the stings stopped hurting him years ago. nowadays he just feigns a tear sometimes. but anyway, he wants to sit down so scoot over. - travis