Finger Swinger Shuts Up

Maybe its Finger Swinger who is too small, maybe its Legs Man who is too big; though it doesnt matter because Finger Swinger feels small either way so he is always pouting about "go away Legs Man, you giant, you freak!" to save face you know, make himself feel secure, put the big man down....only thing is, Finger Swinger aint no David so he can't bring Legs Man down and this day Legs Man decided to give Finger Swinger a little swing ride; if he lets go then Swinger dies so he shuts up for today and checks out his nice trapazoidal sneakers, his Traps, you better believe it.
-travis