sunlandic squid escape

"a lot of hostility...just in general, just don't get the warm fuzzies you get at home...so your doing that was an act of aggression." -Desda"only one" Kane; on artclassmate

10,000 Miles?

Yup.

My spoon clatters on the hardwood floor and...

broth splatters about indescriminantly staining my thermal socks and sweatpants. I raise my hands in front of me and ask, as if petitioning the Lord, "Who the hell thought Garbanzo chickpeas would enhance my Minestrone?" I loathe their half-hearted kosher crunch! Some spittle of resentment dangles on my lip, but I slurp it up and holler at Ma' to bring me some of New England's Regal Chowder, with soda crackers, of course.

via satellite from Torino

Scar

Scar, Mufasa's younger bro and nemisis.

most scarry star

induction: light saber or whip recoil in scene 37 of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

a few scarry stars

getting intimate/plush with our favorite screenwriter

McClelland Bags Some Prime Hog

Wild boar huntress 19 year-old Lori McClelland bagged a wild hog during a morning of wild boar hunting with Ron's Guide Service on February 14, 2003. She was part of a party of 7 wild boar hunters arranged by her dad Allen McClelland

Friends in the Holy Gospel

these two guys go to my church. Brother Huish at left, Brother Tai'ea at right. Swine center. I found the picture on a random desk in my science class. I thought the website could use it. I snatched the picture. I log on, and see that harley already put a picture of a dead pig; hounds on (see below). total chance-happening, total circlebears.

Spooky Hog Caught By Local Boy; Hounds

Encouraging Mama Squeeze: The Midnight Purveyor

so far, OCTUPLETS! we are very excited, sweety. Don't worry though; none of us could have anticipated the sphincteral strain--those two sandollar lamaze courses gave us all a false sense of ease. nobody's perfect, but we love you Mama. squeeze. squeeze.*



*ok, so I should have done some research. sea turtle eggs are spherical, not cylindrical capsules as depicted. pardon moi.

-travis

2/2/2006 news clip: a brokeback bunch

Introducing the NAMBLA Cover-Boys of 2006! Just trying to get by in the media spotlight with the rest of us..."mes problèmes sont vos problèmes; vos amis sont mes amis."